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lordoflies asked: Ufffff! Menos mal, ya tenía puesta la pijama xD! (Además, aun no me llama la atención cometer matricidio :P ) (WTF! EL CORRECTOR ORTOGRÁFICO RECONOCE COMO CORRECTA LA PALABRA MATRICIDIO XD! )

Dec 29th

lordoflies asked: aaaaaah!? A cresta se me escapó esa xD! Será, obligado a planear la boda, la luna de miel.... etc etc etc... o sea paja xD! :P

Dec 29th

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious 
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES. 
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO 
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate. 
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet. 
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this? 
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight. 
Uterus: You mother fuckers. 
Torso: CONTRACT! 
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama. 
Brain: Me gusta.

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lordoflies asked: Ya que insistes: ♔ ★ ♬ ❀ ♛ ✥ :P

Dec 29th

obscene-affaire replied to your post: ¿por que me sigue gente que no le gusta mi blog? cha la media ignorá de ask! xD porque? .-. (de ti no me llego ningun ask por si acaso xD)

Dec 29th

¿por que me sigue gente que no le gusta mi blog?

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not-good-with-computer asked: ♬ :D

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elevadospensamientos asked: ♛! B)

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Anonymous asked: ❈

Dec 29th

Put one of these in my ask box, anon or not. →

☠ - I hate you ☢ - I hate your edits ♥ - I love you ☺ - You make me smile ♔ - You’re cute ★ - I want to marry you ❈ - Delete your account. ♬ - I love your blog ▲ - Stupid theme. ✖ - I’d slap you ❀ - I really , really want to hug you ♛ - You’re gorgeous. ☣ - Stay away from me ♦ - You’re my crush ღ - Please go out with me ✥ - I’d cuddle with you

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Alguien sabe armar pcs?

noquieroestudiar: Tengo una duda súper puntual!! Necesito saber si las piezas que estoy cotizando son compatibles entre sí… eso no más!!! Por favor! Algún crá de la informática! xD

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